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If Gwyneth Paltrow didn't already bore us enough, she's somehow managed to put us completely in a deep coma with her latest dip in the design world. The ZOEtee's LOVES Gwyneth Paltrow collection goes on sale at Matches Fashion next week, and Gwynnie didn't just slap her name on the tag, she was personally involved with picking the fabrics, cuts, packaging, the whole fashion shebang. How very GOOPy of her!
Which means we can point-blank blame Paltrow for creating the drabbest friggin' celebrity fashion line in existence: