Season 13 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills may have been unlucky for Kyle Richards' marriage, but it was great for her epic new tagline.
E! News can exclusively reveal the Bravo cast's sassy new one-liners and opening credits, in which the Halloween Ends actress pokes fun at speculation about her and Mauricio Umansky's ongoing separation.
ICYMI, after announcing relationship troubles in July, the couple of over 27 years have faced cheating rumors—Kyle with new BFF Morgan Wade and Mauricio with his Dancing With the Stars partner Emma Slater and actress Leslie Bega, who works at his firm The Agency.
And though the reality stars—who share kids Farrah, 34, Alexia, 27, Sophia, 23, and Portia, 15—have denied any new romances as they navigate their marriage woes, it's already proven to be a major source of drama in the upcoming season with the whole cast wondering about the state of their marriage.
As the explosive season 13 trailer teased, Kyle's BFF Sutton Stracke wonders, "Every time I go online, there's something about someone cheating. Where there's smoke, there's fire."
Meanwhile, Garcelle Beauvais poses a life-changing question to Kyle: "If you found out there was infidelity, would you stay?" Kyle response? "I don't know."
Kyle and Mauricio even joke about the infidelity rumors with the real estate agent telling his wife, "I'm just glad it's you out there having an affair," to which Kyle quips back, "For once it's me."
As for the rest of the ladies' taglines, Sutton hints there's a new man in her life while Garcelle calls out fake friends. Erika Jayne boasts about her comeback, Crystal Kung Minkoff proves age is just a number and new Housewife Annemarie Wiley makes a bold statement.
As for Dorit Kemsley, hers can be summed up in one word: Chic.
Keep reading to find out Kyle and the rest of the cast's taglines.
Season 13 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premieres tonight, Oct. 25, at 8 p.m. on Bravo.
Garcelle Beauvais
I may act for a living, but I never fall for a bad performance.
Sutton Stracke
Who needs a knight in shining armor, when you have your own horse?
Erika Jayne
The best part about losing everything is getting it all back.
Dorit Kemsley
Fashion is my language and I speak it fluently.
Crystal Kung Minkoff
They say wisdom comes with age, but I'm proving otherwise.
Annemarie Wiley
I may put you to sleep for a living, but I always keep one eye open.
Kyle Richards
It's hard to outrun rumors, but luckily I'm in better shape than ever.
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