Enormous Bridezilla Races to Get Even Fatter!

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By Peter Gilstrap Aug 10, 2009 9:15 PMTags

Everything's bigger in Texas, and that certainly applies to hefty Lone Star heifer Melissa.

But, while many overweight people struggle to shed the pounds, this bulging bride's challenge is to pack on even more. Why? To wedge into her wedding dress, a garment roughly the size of a pup tent. Apparently Hardee's Monster Biscuits are cheaper than a seamstress.