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And unlike ScarJo and her always-missing-in-action hubby, Ryan Reynolds, the totally cute new Ms. and Mr. were in total postnuptial bliss at the G.I. Joe screening at Grauman's Chinese. Nice to see a celeb couple totally not in denial of one another! (Scar and Ryan? Robsten? You listening?) Almost didn't recognize Chan without his shirt off, to be honest. Good thing he was holding tight to his own G.I. Joe action figure while being interviewed, so we could know who we were dishing with.
So how's the superstud handling his first month of marriage? And what the ef was up with that crazyass wedding cake? Channing exclusively gives us the answers: