Johnny Depp, Rob Pattinson, Megan Fox

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Comic-Con 2009 Franchise Brick

Our throats are all sore from shrieking at Robert Pattinson with all the Twi-girls and our light sabers hardly have enough juice to challenge a Sith Lord to a decent duel. And yet we still have just enough energy left to tell you all about the best parts of Comic-Con 2009.

Here are the most incredible, explosive things we learned about stars, movies and, gulp, some of your mothers:

• Be nice to every Jack Sparrow you meet, because you never know if he's going to be Johnny Depp.

Kristen Stewart can't wait to get pregnant, while Rob Pattinson aches to perform a high-risk medical procedure to deliver their magical baby. Ah, young love.

Taylor Lautner is chatty, R.Pattz has one leg shorter than the other and K.Stew needs a hug.

• Two new scenes from New Moon in and we still don't know if we're Team Edward or Team Jacob.

• Botany is the only hope for the future, according to James Cameron's new movie, Avatar. Also, the future seems populated by rubbery, catlike CGI characters.

Gary Oldman is a gossipy goose! The next Batman will begin shooting in 2010.

You should fear Josh Brolin. (Megan Fox is just shy.)

Robert Downey Jr. made a enemy who gave him lip on the set of Sherlock Holmes.

Michael Keaton has not totally disappeared and will voice the part of Ken Doll in Toy Story 3.

Peter Jackson's The Hobbit is still waiting to be green lit. In terms of casting, those playing the Middle Earth types will be announced in two agonizing months.

• Some of your moms' minds are in the gutter. Adult married ladies—many with children—pen R-rated Twilight fan fiction that your life-giver is reading right now.

Iron Man, whose sequel is said to be living up to expectations, may join a boy band of superheroes, but will probably stay solo for at least the next couple of years.

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