Oh, what a midnight.
Taylor Swift dropped her highly anticipated 10th studio album Midnights on Oct. 21, only to surprise fans with what she called seven additional "3 am tracks." Sometimes god karma Taylor really does give with two hands, offering up 20 new songs packed to the brim with lyrics we are already considering having tattooed on our bodies.
Alas, after guzzling a cup of coffee (or two), we are going to hold off on making such a permanent decision, but that isn't stopping us from collecting lines from tracks like "Anti-Hero," "Bejeweled" and " to use as Instagram captions ASAP, fully indulging the same urge we had as a high schooler to add emo song lyrics to our AIM profile.
So, whether you are looking to post a self-indulgent selfie, a throwback to your summer vacation or need a caption for your next birthday celebration, Taylor's self-described "journey through terrors and sweet dreams" has you covered.
Are you ready for it? Here are 13 lines from Midnights you'll probably be seeing pop up in your feed for the foreseeable future:
Our girl is a straight-up hero for including this gem ripe for use on your birthday from "Anti-Hero": "I have this thing where I get older, but just never wiser."
"This is what I was up to on April 29," a cheeky play on "Do you really want to know where I was April 29th?" from "High Fidelity," a 3 am edition track.
For s--ts and giggles, let's go with this doozy from "Vigilante S--t": "And I don't dress for villains or for innocents, I'm on my vigilante s--t again."
"You're On Your Own, Kid" is here for you in January when you are seasonally depressed: "Summer went away, still the yearning stays."
From "Question...?," we offer up the simple but effective, "Big city, wrong choices."
The opening lyric of "Vigilante S--t"—"Draw the cat eye sharp enough to kill a man"—is your best friend.
Vacation towns should expect to see an uptick in tourism this winter solely because of Taylor's collab with Lana Del Rey, "Snow on the Beach," which features one of Taylor's several (!) F-bombs on Midnights: "It's like snow at the beach, weird, but f--kin' beautiful."
"I was taken by the view, like we were in Paris," from, obviously, "Paris."
Indulge your inner teenager who lived to write Dashboard Confessional lyrics on their binders with "Breathe in, breathe through, breathe deep, breathe out" from "Labyrinth."
No, it is not obnoxious to post a photo of yourself looking amazing, and yes, you should 100 percent post it with the following "Bejeweled" line: "Best believe I'm still bejeweled. When I walk in the room, I can still make the whole place shimmer."
But there are other options from track nine, including "Diamonds in my eyes, I polish up real nice," and "What's a girl gonna do? A diamond's gotta shine," which kind of sounds like something the villain on The Bachelor would say and we love it.
Taylor is here for this very specific need, thanks to this line from "Mastermind": I'm the wind in our free-flowing sails and the liquor in our cocktails."
We would suggest just sending your ex a direct link to "Karma," but here are a few doozies from that absolute banger: "I keep my side of the street clean, you wouldn't know what I mean," "Karma is my boyfriend" or "Karma is a relaxing thought, aren't you envious that for you it's not?"
"It's me, Hi, I'm the problem, it's me!" This line from "Anti-Hero" is absolutely flawless and can be used in so many scenarios. The versatility and faux self-effacing nature is chills-inducing!
Midnights is streaming wherever you listen to music.