• Brad Pitt is a personal assistant to a sumo wrestler in his latest Japanese commercial for cell phone company SoftBank. Pretty adorable, no?
• Usually we enjoy calling out Megan Fox for all the ridiculous stuff she says, but we would like to welcome Transformers director Michael Bay to the club. In return for him shutting down Megs, we'll ignore the ridiculous stuff he says right after it.
• This is the kind of rock marrying a Jonas Brother will get you.
• Who wouldn't want to meet famed Ed Hardy model Jon Gosselin on Match.com? Dream come true! Even a fake Jon Gosselin will do.
• David Beckham and Posh Spice are doing their naked underwear modeling thing again for Emporio Armani. This time they're writhing around together, so at least they're changing it up or something.
Wanna relive the Beckhams' other underwear campaigns as well as some other famous people stripped down? Well, we've gathered them all up in our Celeb Underwear Ads gallery. You're welcome.