First off, we're just going to say it: 2021 wasn't all bad.
A year after we added a slew of new words to our everyday lexicon—coronavirus, face masks, social distancing, toilet paper shortage—we all rebounded in a way that was sort of okay-ish. Sure, COVID and its merry band of variants are very much still a thing, but in the win column, Hollywood figured out a somewhat manageable way to get back to work producing the content that made all of those nights on our couch pretty pleasant.
Plus the 2020 Olympics actually happened (in 2021, but who's really counting?), Taylor Swift and Adele put out new music to usher in a cozy Sad Girl Autumn, the Friends cast reunited as did once-engaged exes Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, Paris Hilton finally got the multi-day, over-the-top wedding of her dreams, Lindsay Lohan got engaged to a man we didn't even know she was dating and Britney Spears is #freed, y'all!
So on this New Year's Day, we're going to party like it's 2004.
And then we're going to celebrate the fact that the year ahead looks kinda promising? Yes, make all the jokes you'd like about a bar so low our toddler could scale it, but 2022 is (hopefully!) going to be the year we can present our vaccination cards to see the likes of Adele, Justin Bieber and Billie Eilish in concert—and we're going to finally learn WTF happened to Hopper with the mid-year release of Stranger Things.
Not to mention there's reason to hope that both Lady Gaga and Kristin Stewart could be up for Best Actress trophies at the Mar. 27 Oscars and we've got two words for you: Britney. Wedding.
Gimme, gimme more, you say? Here are a few events worth putting in your calendar.