Who needs a salad when you can have a spa?
"Well the face masks, you're buying a whole kit thing and it's a little bit pricey," Tony explains. "Now, I Googled how to make homemade face masks. I mean, hey, why go out and spend a whole bunch of money on all these different chemicals? I did it all natural."
But his concoctions look more like gooey guacamole and the guests of the girls' spa night start cracking jokes. "We need the tortillas to go with it," one woman chuckles as Tony places the platter of food—er, face masks—down on the coffee table.
"Just call me a veggie wrap!" another friend quips as a cabbage leaf is placed over her face. Is this spa night, or Hannibal Lecter foodie cosplay?
Tony tops off his cringe hosting skills by serving two frozen pizzas together...and pretending it was actually delivery. He even saved a used pizza box as part of the con!
From spa nights to golf courses, the cast of So Freakin' Cheap continues their quest to live luxuriously without spending much.
Watch the awkward clip above to see the laughable (and edible) face mask party!
So Freakin Cheap airs Mondays at 10 p.m. on TLC.