David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com
Is Kim Kardashian cursed or what? First the curvy babe got the über-creeps from a rabid fan following her around her gym; then her fam's store, Dash, was vandalized—twice! The disturbing message tagged on the Calabasas, Calif., store's front window? "We [heart] You Kim!" If this is what hearting someone is, no friggin' thanks!
How much more invasive, weirdass stuff is gonna happen to Kimmy K. before she gives up the spotlight for good? Or at least gets a bigger bodyguard to protect her ass(ets). We bet she's praying for the simple days, when her biggest problem was a sunburn or having Paris as a best friend.
And Clay Aiken loves Adam Lambert, right!