Nothing says Halloween like a lovely sweater covered with man bits. (Can a Bedazzler do that?)
At least that's what Karen in Ohio reveals to The Quacker Factory's grand dame cougar Jeanne Bice, who then reveals her warm feelings toward a nice young man named, yes, Joel McHale. Somehow it's all a tad unsavory.
Thanks to Soup fiend MYHRE0724 for this one.