• It was only a matter of time. Suri Cruise and Cruz Beckham are, like, totally getting married! Word is Cruz asked her to hit the swingset with him after one of her dance shows. They celebrated over cupcakes. Parents Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, David and Victoria Beckham are so proud.
• Angels & Demons star Stellan Skarsgård thinks Da Vinci Code author Dan Brown sucks. Oy.
• It's totally on the D-L, but Jessica Alba may join a secret society at Yale.
• Hugh Jackman's washboard abs may drive you crazy, but at least now he can drive himself there to meet you. Wolverine got his license!
• Vanessa Hudgens' Zac Efron is not altar-bound.
• Kevin Spacey supposedly wants to host the Oscars. What do you think?
• Dear Chris Pine: Hello, lovah! These pics from GQ have our jaws on the floor. Love, Rise 'n' Shine
Jennifer Aniston brings quizzical (and, thus, fun vocabulary) to the Big Picture gallery.