In a bizarre move, every line of dialog on One Tree Hill now includes the name "Nick Lachey," while a trip to the Jersey Shore Unleashed proves that leash-free Jerseyites in a bar near the ocean are even less interesting than Springsteen made them sound. Also, that leash laws should apply to humans...at least the ones in New Jersey bars.
Plus, a look at the grooming habits of men vying for the televised love of Daisy De La Hoya. If that doesn't work out for them, they can always rent themselves out to cosmetic companies now that animal testing is frowned upon.
Catch your batch of fresh Soup Friday night at 10 p.m. ET/PT.