Leave it Megan Thee Stallion to make jolly Ol' St. Nick a savage.
In their music video for "Savage Santa," The Late Late Show host plays the role of Mr. Claus who's looking to shake things up for the holiday season and Megan is the perfect hype-woman (or elf?) to make it happen.
"He's the new mall Santa, ho-ho-hoing through Atlanta, suit from Dolce and Gabbana, binged The Crown just for Diana," Megan rapped. "He's drunk on this eggnog, he gets high in Santa's workshop and that lil' red nose only shines for Rudolph."
She continued, "Naughty, got a thick body, rosy red cheeks people thinks he's Pavarotti. He would never slip on a roof while it's snowing bitch, there's your mom mistletoe, yeah you know it."
In between shots of Megan and James dancing in Santa's Twerkshop, Santa could be seen kicking over decorations as he eats milk and cookies.
James as "Krissy Kringle" rapped, "My sleigh is tight and so damn quick ooh," with Megan adding, "His gingerbread and candy canes you're gonna lick ooh."
The video ended with Santa boasting about his gift-wrapping skills, smacking lazy elves and cracking (most likely) walnuts as he flipped off the camera and threw a PlayStation 5.
Watch the hilarious Christmas jingle in the video above.