Barack Obama will never get caught slipping.
"So a personal question," host Jimmy Kimmel began. "I asked this of your wife—I interviewed her in Tacoma last year—and she told me that, she said, 'The next time I see you, I will tell you the answer and I will tell you a story.' But I haven't seen her, so, on the night you did kill [Osama] Bin Laden, did you and Michelle make love?"
Stunned by the question, Barack asked whether the former FLOTUS intended to actually answer that question. To which Jimmy confirmed, "Yes," adding, "When I read the book and you were talking about hearing people outside the White House chanting, 'USA! USA! USA!' I had an image in my head. I did."
But Barack wasn't giving in so easily. "I suspect she was asleep," the A Promised Land author shared. "'Cause the truth of the matter, most of the time, by the time I was done working, she'd be snoozing. So—Michelle goes to bed about 9 o'clock."
Of the many subjects the two covered, Barack also explained why he's afraid of his younger daughter, 19-year-old Sasha Obama.
"The reason is because Sasha is a mini Michelle," he revealed, "and I'm afraid of Michelle and Sasha having seen that, basically has the same look and the same attitude."
As for 22-year-old daughter Malia Obama, she takes after dad. "Malia is more like me temperamentally," he said. "I call us the long faces because her face is more shaped like mine and the round faces are Michelle and Sasha, and the round faces are a fiercer tribe. We're like the vegetarians, the gatherers, and they're the hunters. We try to keep the peace with them."