Michael Buckner/ Getty Images, Dave Hogan/ Getty Images• Lindsay Lohan attempts to reel in Leonardo DiCaprio by showing off her best dance moves. Someone ought to remind her that the Bar is set really, really hot.
• The standard, over-the-shoulder red carpet shot is dead to neon shoe-wearing Sarah Jessica Parker.
• What do Susan Boyle and dying dogs have in common? They both make Joel Madden and Nicole Richie cry.
• Ben Affleck doesn't know what 7th Heaven was, or so its star Stephen Collins thinks. The former TV dad may even be a bit bitter that the State of Play star used his name for the film.
• Kelly Clarkson insists she doesn't hook up and the Black Eyed Peas go boom. Are you going gaga for either of these new vids?
• Dear So You Think You Can Dance fans: Here's a preview video for season five (high-kicking off May 21)—you can thank us later. Love, Rise 'n' Shine
OK, Eva Longoria Parker and Teri Hatcher, what is so funny? The TV-friendly twosome laugh it up in the Big Picture gallery.