This Schitt's Creek Merch Is Simply the Best

Hide your diamonds, hide your exes...but don't miss out on these must-haves for your loved ones who are still in denial Schitt's Creek ended.

By Carly Milne, Emily Spain Feb 28, 2021 12:00 PMTags
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Will Schitt's Creek sweep at the Golden Globes this Sunday?

The beloved sitcom dominated at the Emmys after it aired its final season last fall, which makes a Golden Globes takeover very possible. Although we are looking forward to seeing our favorite cast at the award show, we are still devastated there won't be any more new episodes. Thankfully, we found show-inspired gifts that are helping us keep the show alive.

Whether you're like Moira and won't wear anything with an adhesive backing, or you love to channel your inner David and consider annual trips to Coachella as your way of being one with nature, you're sure to find something to express your adoration of all things Rose family. From stickers and tees to beauty products and wall art, you can also help your loved ones feel a little bit Alexis. 

Check out our picks below!

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You're Simply the Best Ceramic Coffee Mug

Although we're hoping someone will serenade us like Patrick did to David, this mug will allow us to dream big while remembering the iconic scene.

Schitt's Creek 500-Piece Puzzle

While you're watching the Golden Globes you and your crew can work on this fun puzzle!

Tastes Like Schitt: The Unofficial Cookbook of Schitt's Creek

Get a taste of the beloved show with this unofficial cookbook! Whether you know how to fold in the cheese or not, this collection of recipes will wow any fan. Who wouldn't want to try Rosebud Motel Cinnamon Rolls or Sloppy Jocelyns!

Authentic Clout Goggles

Wear David's iconic shades! Whether you're trying hard not to connect with people or running errands for your store, these glasses will make everything seem possible.

Rose Apothecary Tinted Lip Balm

Made from 100% natural goat milk and botanicals, this rose-scented lip balm will keep your lips moisturized all winter long.

Schitt's Creek Wall Art by AJ Filopoulos

Fill your walls with one of this year's most celebrated TV casts! This textured canvas is perfect to hang in your dedicated binge-watching room.

Women's Love That Journey for Me T-Shirt

We love that journey for you! This top will definitely make you feel a little bit Alexis.

Dark Rose Apothecary Tote Bag

Durable, super strong and easy to carry, this 100% spun poplin bag is perfect for carrying your artisan goat cheeses and small-batch lotions and such. 

You're Simply the Best Card

When you don't have the guts to go full-on karaoke to tell your beloved how you feel, why not say it with a card? While David shares the crux of your message on the outside, the inside is blank you you can offer up other bon mots, like your lack of shame over mall pretzels.

David, Moria, Alexis, & Johnny Devotional Candle Set

This candle set is the perfect present for the Schitt's Creek devotee in your life! Jaws will drop when your recipient opens this unique gift.

Schitt’s Creek David Face Mask

Keep safe and stylish with this reusable face mask paying tribute to the show's star and creator. Plus, David's memorable line is so fitting for the times we are in!

Ew, David Schitt's Creek Sticker

No list of Schitt's Creek shoppables is complete without something that says "Ew, David!" It's the law. But instead of settling for one thing that says Alexis' iconic line, why not make all things say it? Just buy this sticker (or many stickers) and plop it on your laptop, your favorite journal, a water bottle, or wherever. 

David Rose Schitt's Creek Gift Scented Candle

If you're trying hard not to connect with people right now, this candle will elevate your self-care nights and time at home.

Commemorative Wedding Mug

Celebrate the union of David Rose and Patrick Brewer forever with this commemorative mug complete with Moira's infamous costume.

Rose Family Long Sleeve Tee T-Shirt

Sure, you could wear any t-shirt... or you could go completely off the deep-end and wind up in a mohawked Helmut Lang hoodie in a field somewhere. But we think it's better to don this comfy long sleeve that pays homage to the entire Rose family.

Schitt's Creek Coloring Book

Relax and unwind with this themed coloring book featuring some of the sitcom's best moments!

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—Originally published Oct. 7, 2020 at 3 a.m. PT