• McCain and Obama have somehow found themselves in a fight over Lindsay Lohan. So, McCain's people were like, "How could you guys not want LiLo campaigning for you? Is she, like, too upstanding for you or something?!" Then Obama's people were all, "Good job sticking to the issues, guys!" And then we were all like, "We're totally doomed."
• Josh Brolin thinks his dad is way hot: “My dad is probably one of the handsomest guys ever. I was making a joke and I said, ‘If I was a chick, I’d f--k you.’ He was like, ‘You can’t say that! Shut your mouth!’” Well, we feel a little uncomfortable now...
• According to Us Weekly, the girls of 90210 are so skinny that the boys of 90210 are thinking of staging an intervention. We're sure that'll solve the problem just fine.