Oh, forgot to mention over at the Pink do that while Heidi’s man, Spencer, was blabbing that he found Sarah Palin a “very interesting lady,” (so, too, was Eva Braun, doofus), mostly everyone seemed to be in good spirits.
Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan skipped the carpet and arrived about 30 minutes after it closed. They actually pretended they didn’t want press. OK, and I’m straight.
While the two honeys didn’t hold hands upon arrival, it was pretty clear that they were still fairly together inside. L.L. appeared tinier than she has in months—she looked good in a high-wasted skirt; I think her days of trying to wear the fashion pants in the family are over, thank heavens—and SamRo donned her typical skinny jeans and tee.
Can’t even throw on a pair of heels for a fashion-meets-charity event, S.R.? Oh, I forgot. It would ruin your rebel thang, which includes, apparently, getting confused women to pretend they’re going to marry you.
—Additional sass by Taryn Ryder