• Angelina Jolie is set to make her triumphant return to the world this October looking “kind of classic with a rock and roll edge," according to her stylist. Who's excited?!
• See, we knew the Jonas Brothers wouldn't let some purity-ring jokes ruin their night. Why was everyone else so sensitive (cough, Jordin Sparks)?
• Hilary Duff's dad is pulling a Michael Lohan. Come to think of it, Haylie Duff's been pulling an Ali her whole life, so maybe Hilary will pull a Lindsay and then the whole family can pull a Dina. Wow, too much Lohan, sorry.