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Though Lindsay Lohan has a well-earned reputation as a Hollywood bad girl, LiLo is now drawing the line at nudity. After recreating nude Marilyn Monroe shots for New York magazine, the actress has passed on a reported $700,000 offer from Playboy to pose au naturel in the publication’s 55th anniversary edition in January. “If there's nudity, then the answer's no,” a Lohan rep firmly told Playboy.
Meanwhile, 13-year-old Youngstown, Ohio, self-described masturbator Jimmy Steck—recently quoted here on his reaction to Mel B considering posing for the magazine—took time away from playing Grand Theft Auto to speak to the press on the Lohan decision. “I already told you guys, Playboy sucks,” stated an annoyed Steck. “Besides, though I’m all about girl-on-girl action, Lohan’s girlfriend doesn’t even look like a girl. More like Steve from Little League, yeah, that’s who she looks like, and just thinking about that guy would ruin anyone’s masturbation."
Sitting down at his computer where the enterprising youngster has amassed a bookmark list of more than 200 websites of "prime masturbatory stuff," Steck summarized his position. "Lohan can be in Playboy or not. What do I care? Now stop bugging me."