The nominees for the Miley Cyrus hosted 2008 Teen Choice Awards were announced yesterday and securing the most was—parents take note—the CW's hit emetic, Gossip Girl. Chris Brown—who, apparently, is someone—secured nine nominations for whatever it is that he does.
Yes, we could type his name into a Googlehootube, but what's the point? Obviously, we're not a teenager anymore and, furthermore, we will deny having ever been one. Therefore, this whole thing is decidedly not for us, and we probably wouldn't have even mentioned it except that one of the 64 categories caught our eye.