por Ted Casablanca | Traducido por | jue., 4 ene. 2007 5:42 AM
Lance and Reichen ring in 2007 together, but is it really happily ever after for these two? Yeah, and I'm Justin Timberlake's next S.O.! Speaking of fishy phooey, what's up with possibly wedded Kate Moss' and Pete Doherty's wacko wardrobes? And how's the single life treatin' Vince Vaughn and Tom Brady? Like you really need to ask...
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Oh, so Jen Aniston was down in Cabo over the holidays with new BFF Sheryl Crow. Gosh, wonder which jaded goss-ass tipped everybody off to that wash-the-creeps-right-
outta-their-coiffures twosome so long ago? You got it. This one.
And isn't it so interesting how similar these babes' exes have become, those daring bachelors, Vince Vaughn and Lance Armstrong? Girls, what is it that has you whispering in each other's ears so much as of late? Bonding over your baddie boys, are ya?
Oh, and in all my scoopage about New Year's Eve kisses 'n' disses yesterday, something was missing, and that was—I'm so very sorry about this—a Lance 'n' Reichen report! Duh!
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I mean, how the hell could we start off 2007 properly without an update on our most fave on 'n' off he-ho's?
Thank gawd for my sandy South Beach source, Martin Haro, who has the lusty latest on these bawdy boys. Happy to report that after their little Hawaiian holiday a few weeks ago, L&R hit Miami to semi-raunchily ring in the New Year together. Good news, right?
See, the dudes were spotted dancin' with a bunch of friends by the pool at the Delano shortly before midnight. But later, when L&R retreated out of public eye to a cabana alongside Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Michelle Trachtenberg, things got much chillier.
"They barely interacted for about 40 minutes," mouthed Martin, who was on the humid scene, per usual. "Lance was dancing with a gal-pal; Reichen was hanging with Jamie-Lynn and Michelle."
No damn skinny-dipping in the pool, already? No slobbering tongue-baths by either boy on either one's epidermis. In other words: stone-cold platonic hangin'—or so it would appear to nearby busybods.
So, what's the weirdo deal, you two? Are you only lovey-dovey when you think peeps are watchin'? Or were the boys just busy gossipin' with the girls?
This girl says it's all just (hardly) mushy merde to keep us gossips in a twitter. So, here's my one 'n' only New Year's resolution: no more L&R goss till I see one of 'em (preferably Lance) pork the other in some not-so-subtly accidentally released sex tape. Got that, you two?
Jared Leto, celebrating his 35th birthday in Sin City. Jared, along with his bro, Shannon, and other buds, first ate din-din at Social House, where Mr. L. got a huge surprise cake for the occasion. The 30 Seconds to Mars rocker then made his way over to Pure, where the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls serenaded him with a second cake and striptease. Having a beachy boys night out elsewhere was...
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