Is Pete Doherty a witch?
The Babyshambles rocker and onetime Kate Moss lover has reportedly been evicted from his nine-bedroom mansion in the British countryside for destroying it in a very unrock-star style: with human blood and cat feces.
Doherty is in jail, supposedly on a probation violation, but we wonder if something more sinister is at work. Like, that he stole a warlock’s staff or smote a sacred gargoyle. Or that he led a crusade to sell the Sorcerer’s Stone to Voldemort for crack money.
We don’t know. It’s England. They’re weird over there.