In a brand-new idea that has never been done before anywhere—who's Matt Lauer? Never heard of him—we proudly commence what we hope to be an intermittent feature here on The Soup Blog. Each time we decide to post this, Clog Narter will be hidden in a non-geographical location. (Read that last bit again, it’s very important.) The first of you lucky people to post the correct answer in the not-really-working-all-that-well Comments section below wins absolutely nothing! Appealing, no? Appalling, yes!
Based on the following clue, can you guess where Clog Narter is?
On our left is happiness by another name,
On our right is an exclamation of the same.
Three more sit to the left of the first,
The ends are bad but the middle is the worst.
Again we ask, Where in the World is Clog Narter?
(Answer to be revealed on Tuesday, May 6, just after lunch PST.)