Miley Cyrus Sticks a Hand Down Her Pants: "A Masturbate a Day Keeps the Haters Away"

Singer continues to titillate on Instagram

By Rebecca Macatee Jan 15, 2015 9:37 PMTags
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Miley Cyrus continues to titillate—only this time, her nipples aren't in need of freeing! Her nether regions, however, appear to be in need of...something.

The 22-year-old singer Instagrammed a hands-down-the-pants shot Wednesday. Now, this wasn't intended as a how-to guide for reversing camel toe, nor did Miley appear to be shilling any kind of feminine product du jour.

Instead? Miley used this provocative photo post to spread a message: "a masturbate a day keeps the haters away."

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Hm. Maybe she's just being Miley with that one? Don't worry, too much about it, y'all— her god-mother Dolly Parton is keeping a watchful eye on things!

"She knows what she's doing," Dolly told Time last year. "She was very proud of the work she did as Hannah Montana, but people were gonna leave her there forever. And she was just smotherin' and chokin' in it. So she felt she had to do something completely drastic. And she did."

"She made her point, she made her mark, and more power to her," she said. "So I'm hoping that now she can relax and show people how talented she really is. 'Cause the girl can write. The girl can sing. The girl is smart. And she doesn't have to be so drastic. But I will respect her choices. I did it my way, so why can't she do it her way?"