Instagram Ariel Winter and boyfriend Laurent Claude Gaudette may be going strong, but they're not planning to walk down the aisle just yet.
The 17-year-old Modern Family star took to Instagram to slam reports that claimed she was going to get married for her 18th birthday in January. "Here are some EXCLUSIVE deets about my 'upcoming nuptials' #imonly17 #letmefinishcollegeapps #thisissilly #notgettingmarried @laurent_claude_gaudette @DavinaAdjani," she wrote with a split photo.
The picture included the article that claimed they've been discussing the nuptials for months, alongside a funny text conversation with her assistant Davina Adjani, in which she shares her lavish ceremony demands.
After pointing out the report, Winter texted, "I want doves to dance around me, 4,000 unicorns, see if Oprah [Winfrey] is avail to officiate, schedule Drake to come and object to stir up some drama and entertain guests. I need 9 million white and red roses. Don't forget the doves. Revive [Frédéric] Chopin from the dead. Oh, and don't invite my third cousin's friend."
Ouch, but also, hilarious. Davina wrote back, "It's not a real wedding without Morgan Freeman narrating. Maybe for the home video? I'll work on it."
Great catch, girl, but Ariel wasn't done. She continued, "Oh, and Laurent HAS to wear FULL leather. Buttless chaps if possibles. With my face on either side…He'll love it."
"Your demands are totally normal," Davina wrote back, and we couldn't agree more.
Regardless of there not being a wedding ceremony on the horizon, the two lovebirds are still swooning over each other and recently celebrated their two-year anniversary.
"Happy 2 year anniversary my shmoo! I love you so much that I don't even know where to start. When we first met two years ago, I felt this insane, unexplainable connection with you and I knew from that day one that you were the one I wanted to be with," she wrote on Instagram last month.
"Our first argument was the day I think I figured out just how in love I was with you, because even though we seemed to absolutely not get along, opposites still attracted. From that day forward, we've had our trials and tribulations, but a day has never gone by where I haven't been madly in love with you. You are everything to me; my love, my other half, the one person who can always challenge me, and occasionally win, and the one that I'm always grateful for."
Aw, young love.
For now, Ariel is focused on graduation and college plans!