Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images• ER bosses have set their hopes high, wishing upon a star that George Clooney would make an appearance during the show's final season. Obvi, that's not happening—as his rep says he's "busy making movies." And also, he's George friggin' Clooney.
• Lindsay owned up to dating SamRo for "a very long time" on Loveline. So yeah, they're dating, in case that wasn't made clear enough the past few months.
• Well, everyone else is doing it, and now Jenna Jameson is, too. The porn superstar revealed she's expecting twins on her MySpace.
• Also in celeb MySpace crazy town, Courtney Love just announced she is on the hunt for a "non thieving non freaky housekeeper" for "just early hours."
• Check out the artwork for Britney's new single "Womanizer." We haven't seen Brit this Photoshopped for years, which means the comeback is going according to plan.