Caption Cameron Diaz's Tight Squeeze

Actress shows off the best set of gams in Hollywood, but her supertight mini is supertacky. Write a clever caption about her outfit and we'll post our favorite

UPDATE:

Ahem Says: "A scrunchie is not a dress."

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Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!

The Perp: Cameron Diaz in a Carolina Herrera dress and Jimmy Choo peep-toes, at the Vanity Fair Oscars afterparty

The bubbly star has some of the sexiest stems in the Biz, but this too-short, too tight minidress ain't the classiest way to show 'em off. Cammy, next time just go up a size—no one will ever know and it will look so much nicer.

What do you think of Cameron's leopard-print mini? Write a clever caption about her getup below and we'll post our favorite here and on our Facebook page.