Breaking up is the new black! First, Hilary and Chad (yawn), and then, Reese and Ryan hit sayonara-ville, semi-shockers both. But now, the moment we all knew was coming has finally arrived: Yep, our beloved Brit Spears-Alexander-Federline has finally come to her Southern-fried senses, announcing today that she’s dumping K-Fed. After appearing supersvelte and sex-ay on the Late Show Monday night, the blond-again Britser, thank heavens, filed for divorce from the freakishly fertile Federline Tuesday. In the legal docs, obtained by those TMZ terribles, B.S.A.F. asks for full custody of her two tykes and waives her right for spousal support.
Is she crazy? Doesn’t she know Playing With Fire is gonna be a cash cow?
Celebs flocked to Melrose Avenue last Thursday for the opening bash of the chic again Original Penguin store; I'm sure you're all on the edges of your lumbar-supporting seats for the deets.
Now, either the stars really dig Penguin duds (gratis, natch), or they were compelled to attend because power promoter Brent Bolthouse was deejaying. Maybe a bit o' both? Anyway, Paris, Lindsay and the rest of the perennial partyers came in droves. But I was pleased to see a few fresh faces out 'n' about, as well.
D.A. may not need anything, but you know he gets gift bag goodies out the wazoo. Therefore, I asked if he ever re-gifts said stash. "I don't know, I feel guilty about re-gifting," he mused. "So, I donate it to charity."
I'm sure Goodwill really needs Swarovski-encrusted Sidekicks.
"I'm not giving anything," he joked. "I'm hoping to get a lot though. I think I'm due for a holiday where [girlfriend Lindsay Zir, who was by Biggs' side] gives me everything. Is that selfish?"
Uh, we'll say no. What about re-gifting, boyfriend? Do ya do it?
"Yeah, absolutely. I've gotten more iPods than I know what to do with, " he answered, admirably forthrightly. "I'll be happy to re-gift it, but I'm not going to tell you I'm re-gifting. I'm gonna be, like, 'I waited in line at the Grove for four hours today at the Apple store...' "
Not anymore, you pie-muffin!
Okay, iPods are easy to hand off. But how about making a lame gift sound good, I probed to J.B., like potholders?
"Could you say they're, like, Julia Child's potholders or something?" he replied. "But then you'd have to fib a little, and I'm not an advocate of fibbing. I prefer straight-up lying."
"Fibbing is in a grey area...It's a p--sy lie," he explained. "If you're gonna lie, just f--kin' go for it."
Oh, now I def think Jason should start toiling for the likes of Isaiah, n' est-ce pas?
Much less Penguin potty-mouthed was Haylie Duff, who just finished a turn on Broadway in Hairspray. I asked her how InWhySee's cultural scene compared to Hell -Ay's. Don't laugh! Yes, I did ask said inquiry...
"I love New York, and I love the whole environment of theater," the eldest Duff mused. "I wish we had that kind of community here in L.A."
Oh come on, Haylie-hon, you mean coming to a swanky store opening doesn't do it for you?
"If you have nothing to do one day [in NYC], you're like 'Oh, let's go to a museum,' " she continued, doing her best to play Hell-Ay nice—and not exactly doin' the best job-a-roonie.
"The culture is really different there than it is here. Not better...just different.'" Hmmm.
Despite her blink-and-she's-gone appearance at Penguin, L.L. hung all night at Area on Saturday. More on her new festive pals tomorrow, and this info, my sweets 'n' sours.
Even though the Southern belle vocally denied being preggers to moi last week, it seemed ridiculously strange that she hit the scene styled in yet another Empire-waist ensemble. Although J.P. looked glam in her Audrey Hepburn-esque black number, Ms. Pressly once again gave a possible expecting clue by drinking only Dole juice.
Who the eff knows, but if this A-lister really is expecting, not even the most fashionable efforts in denial will pass much longer.
But to truly touch upon the mag's title, I pondered on how much having a political opinion is (or isn't) a part of stars' Hollywood lives.
Oh, the wasted opportunity. To think of what that gal could have done with foie gras and Bush's face, well, it's simply a crime.