Maury Phillips/Getty ImagesTubers, I am shaken.
And I am here to report the following after a long day visiting The Office set:
- The lovely Jenna Fischer is still missing.
- Rainn Wilson might not let her out of his trunk until 2009.
- The fate of Jim and Pam as we know it is most definitely at stake because according to John Krasinski, Pam Beesly is going to die.
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OK, so the real reason you're going to need a strong stomach is because Rainn and John are living up to their reputations of being 100 percent awesome and hilarious, by taking this Jenna Fischer hostage sitch to new levels.
Jenna truly did call in sick because she'd caught a bug. And wouldn't you know it, her onscreen boyfriend/fiancé(?) was also coming down with a similar bug today—which gives me warm fuzzies, in the hope that "Jam" is alllright in the new season. The kissing disease never looked so good!
And here are snippets of my one-on-one talks with Rainn and John about the Jenna hostage crisis (Rainn is holding her captive until his new movie, The Rocker, does well), just in case you're looking for movie plans for this weekend...
Did I mention I love these guys?
No? Well, here's another reason: Rainn told me that the whole Office cast and crew went together to watch his movie The Rocker on opening night (Wednesday). "They just went up to a mall together and checked it out," he said with a large grin. "It was awesome, it was really great, I felt really supported. Everyone had a great time and really loved the movie, so it was a blast."
Stand by for much more from this set visit coming soon(ish), and in the interests of Saving Jenna Now, please post your message of support in the comments. If you have to, just promise Rainn you will meet his demands and see The Rocker this weekend, so long as he doesn't do any more to threaten the future of Jim & Pam!