The Hills Is Back and More Boring Than Ever!

Our favorite MTV show premiered last night, filling us with both disappointment and the desire for more

By Jennifer Cady Aug 19, 2008 2:45 PMTags
Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge, Whitney Port, Heidi Montag, The HillsMTV/Jeff Lipsky

The Hills girls, their unimpressive guys and Speidi fights are all back in our lives—let us rejoice! This season promised some serious drama with that mascara-stained trailer, and we certainly got our hopes up.

But like so many times before, after a holiday spent in front of MTV and the sorta boring episode, we were filled with both disappointment and the desire for more Hills. Ah, the show’s maddening secret to success!

The L.C. tearfest wasn't in this episode, but “on this season of The Hills” promises it's still coming, along with Audrina taking off her top (she wouldn't!), more Heidi and Flesh Beard battles (really, guys?) and a possible peace treaty between Lauren and Heids (aw, they miss each other). So maybe something interesting will happen?

Tell us your favorite moment from last night in our poll after the jump.

Poll

Best of The Hills Premiere

What was the most interesting part about last night's episode?
Speidi faux fight No. 1, in which Heidi's sister Holly shows up
0.9%
Lauren's attempts at flirting: "I think your drink says a lot about you"
3.2%
Speidi faux fight No. 2, in which late-bird Spencer rejects the breakfast
2.2%
Lo's "Well, we're just going to have to enjoy the company that comes"
14.3%
Speidi faux fight No. 3, in which Holly announces she'll move onto the couple's couch
1.5%
Audrina telling Lo, "We'll never be friends [shrug]"
52.2%
Whitney hanging clothes
8.3%
I don't watch this nonsense
17.4%