Though some of the younger Soup Blog readers may be unfamiliar with the name Ernest Borgnine, he's made more movies and TV shows than you've had bong rips. From Here to Eternity, The Dirty Dozen, The Wild Bunch, Escape From New York, the list goes on an on. He starred in the original McHale's Navy, and he was on The Simpsons. Anyway, how does Ernie stay so young? We're not going to spoil it, but let's just say you might find it a little hard to swallow.