Here’s a short quiz on the even shorter Vern Troyer. What incident did he say left him with “great mental, physical and nervous pain and suffering"? No, not sitting through the premiere of The Love Guru. The actor who is outweighed by smoked hams is suing his full-size ex and former sex-tape costar, Ranae Shrider, for a cool $20 million for abuse.
The charges include Shrider allegedly hefting the 32-inch Troyer into the sky and flinging him earthwards. The Soup blog has obtained exclusive, shocking footage—from no less a source than the U.S. military—of an alleged Shrider attack on her boy-size lover man. You be the judge.