Frederic Injimbert/ZUMA Press• Bono will be the godfather of Brangelina’s twins, thus making them even more chosen.
• Madonna and Guy Ritchie are reportedly planning to renew their vows just so we know everything’s cool. But just how is she going to fix this?
• With their third child due in September, Mark Wahlberg is finally ready to marry his baby mama.
• Sarah Larson gets to host parties in Vegas now rather than wait them, so getting dumped by Clooney was worth it.
• Keira Knightley refuses the photoshopping of fake cleavage onto her, which studios are so fond of doing. She's always a firecracker, that one.
• Here's Paris posing and singing in Repo! The Genetic Opera, just in case you were curious.