Say what you will about Life With My Sister Madonna author Christopher Ciccone—and trust us, we say stuff all the time—but the guy has an answer for everything: Madonna, Guy Ritchie, Gwyneth Paltrow and even whether he thinks Madge got a facelift.
Somehow, when he didn't flinch at Chelsea Handler's first question (which you should just watch to get the full impact), we knew this was going to be good.