Brooke Hogan

Seth Browarnik/

Utilizing the ultimate forum for truth dissemination, MySpace, best-knowing Brooke Hogan posted empirical evidence yesterday allegedly detailing “how stupid and inaccurate the media can be.” The issue? Reports that Ho failed to appear for her brother’s jailhouse 18th birthday party. Brooke’s argument (unique asterisk bullet pointing hers):

“Lets see...
*hes in jail
*Its an important birthday...the big 18!!!
*I'm only a 4 hour drive to Tampa
*He's the most important thing in my life.
They must have thought I didn't show cause they didn't SEE me. uhh...there's such thing as a back door you jerks.

“In conclusion, that goes to show that you can't believe anything you watch on TV or read in magazines, 'cause people will make up BS without even knowing the facts. Hey, Media! Why don't you gather facts, check them and then give the public the truth?”

Strong stuff indeed.

Hey Brooke! TV and magazines are one thing, but the Soup Blog thrives on truth, fact gathering and delivery, so listen up, missy. You were there. We get it. But here’s what one Marianne Pasha, Pinellas County Jail rep (where Nick is doing time) had to say in a Soup exclusive: “No, there isn’t a back door.” Next time, get your rear-entrance facts straight, Ms. Hogan. If that is your real name.

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