Mario: Mr. Torn Torso, Only More So

People names Dancing dude Lopez their Sexiest Bachelor

By Jefferson Reid Jun 18, 2008 6:46 PMTags
Mario LopezBarry King/WireImage.com

Move over Shirtless Matthew McConaughey because Shirtless Mario Lopez is taking your old shift as People Magazine's Hottest Bachelor. (Matt is technically not a bachelor anymore, considering that his girlfriend is about to give birth, though gossip reports say Shirtless Matty Mac may still be engaging in some singleton shenanigans.)

But back on the shirtless tip, Mario is supposedly also pants-less in the issue coming out Friday, but we're guessing his big reveal will be about as revealing as Miley Cyrus' strategic coverup in Inanity Fair.

Other hot batchelor catches include Spandex centaur Andy Samberg and self-described "most arrogant person you'll ever meet" Terrence Howard.

But really, it's all about the abs-surdly ripped Mr. Lopez. So, congrats, Mario. Seems like you broke up with your Dancing With the Stars partner Karina Smirnoff just in time to bag this big honor. Whew! What a lucky coincidence.