Compiled for your amusement after several hours of trolling through the Internet's dank and dismal corners.
• Sandwiched between Bill O'Reilly and Kathie Lee Gifford? No wonder Joel is making that face.
• Protesters attack MTV office in Mumbai, India. Is there such a thing as insourcing?
• A good photo editor is hard to come by.
• When emoticons get too complex, only the complex will get emoticons.
• Yes, but after Leprechaun 2, the series really went dowhill.
• On the bright side, you have a whole year ahead of you to pretty up your goat for 2009.