• Brad and Angie allegedly used in vitro fertilization for the Golden Twins, according to Us' cover story, so that she wouldn't have to "deal with the stress of trying to get pregnant."
• Batman has been taken off PETA's Top 10 Animal-Friendly Superheroes list for beating dogs in self-defense. Apparently, The Dark Knight and subsequent assault allegations taught PETA nothing. Don't ef with the Bat.
• Also, don't ask the Bat for money—that may be the reason a fight erupted between Christian Bale and his mum and sister.
• OK!'s Jennifer Aniston embed reports that John Mayer is inspiring Jen to "walk on the fashion wild side!" Let's hope he doesn't have the same effect on her that he had on Jessica Simpson.