Belt out your best Rihanna ditties, 'cause there's a rain cloud over the AT today. An Idol breaks some bad news, while both Shania and Jodie break up their longstanding relationships. Also, a curious creature resembling a cleaner Mary-Kate scurries throughout the streets of sun-less San Fran, while Alanis Morissette shocks in all the wrong ways. And what the ef is up with all the faces of H'wood's age-defying menfolk? Wash down all that acid rain with a hearty helping of goss!