Tony Barson/WireImage.comCan somebody please tell me what the heck is the Monte Carlo TV Festival? And how do I get tickets to hang out in the shrubbery with Terry O'Quinn come next year? Honestly, even though I've been doing this job since what seems like the dawn of time, I have yet to figure it out, and I suppose that's because they don't want the likes of me (or other American reporters) there. Hmph. (Did I mention I'm soon going to be Brazilian—well, at least in moniker?)
Regardless, all our TV faves have descended on Southern France for said fest, and if you click "read more" you'll get to see a cavalcade of your TV favorites dressed in their royalty-impressing best...
See? Eric Dane of Grey's Anatomy and Rebecca Gayheart look pretty good most of the time, but when they're hanging with Prince Albert of Monaco, they manage to take it up a notch.
Jennifer Morrison better have a really good reason for not hitting the French Riviera with fiancé and House costar Jesse Spencer.
Oh, to be that couch. (And if you live under a rock that doesn't get CBS, that's Gary Dourdan, who plays Warrick on CSI: The Original Series.)
Jack Bauer never had it so good! Mary Lynn Rajskub from 24 rocks the white on hot-pink and makes us love her all the more.
Dave Annable, who plays Justin Walker on Brothers & Sisters, makes like Rodin's The Thinker and ponders a few deep thoughts while at a photo op.
Hi! Actors Adrian Pasdar and Masi Oka appear on a popular American television program called Zeroes. No, wait, that's not right...
ATTN PRINCE ALBERT: Please email the invite for Monte Carlo TV Fest '08 to tvdiva@eonline.com. Thanks!