Rise 'n' Shine: Would You Care If Clay Were Gay?

Daily gossip recap featuring...Clay Aiken, Harrison Ford, Miley Cyrus

By Mayrav Saar Apr 25, 2008 3:30 PMTags
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Clay Aiken says people don’t care whether he’s straight or gay. Riiight. That’s why magazines are interviewing you about your sexual orientation right now, girlfriend. Because people don’t care.

Harrison Ford had his chest waxed to show the pain involved in deforestation. It worked! Uncle! Uncle! We promise not to chop down trees as long as you never take your shirt off again.

Feeling all good about your $600 tax rebate? Miley Cyrus made $17.5 million. Just from her concert tour. Good luck making your day pick up from here.