Paris Cooks Up Another Meal of "Yeah, Right"

Heiress says her relationship with Benji Madden has tamed her and turned her into a stay-at-home chef

Paris—party girl-turned-happy homemaker? That's what Hilton claims.

Downplaying her Hollywood habits in favor of domestic bliss, Paris insists to Ryan Seacrest that she's never been happier, and that her romance with "best friend" Benji Madden has "tamed" her.

And while she confirms on the KIIS-FM morning show that there are no official wedding plans in the near future, she does say that instead of going out all the time, she enjoys chillaxin' with her musician boyfriend at her pad:

"We like to stay home a lot. We cook and do fun things like that...I always cook," Paris tells Ryan, explaining that she likes to cook her man "lasagna and really good sandwiches and things like that."

This coming from the girl who thought Wal-Mart was a place where they sold walls? We're not buying it. Besides, how difficult is it to make sandwiches anyway?!