Blake Incarcerated turned 26 yesterday, not that wife Amy Winehouse noticed. The Rehab star reportedly failed to visit Blake Fielder-Civil in the slammer on his big day. Aw. And he was totally hoping for a Wii!
Speaking of birthdays, Victoria Beckham turns 34 today. According to her Amazon Wish List, she wants a...Oh. Looks like she wants the Amazon. Guess she needs a place to store her shoes.
Papa Joe has reportedly been shopping around the rights to his unborn grandchild’s first photos, asking for $1 million. Something tells us if Ashlee’s album doesn’t do well next week, Joe Simpson will buy a 3-D ultrasound machine and shill images of the zygote—whom he’ll then secure an in-utero reality show for.
An E! News spy tells us Lindsay Lohan went to a Foreigner concert last Friday with omnipresent pal Samantha Ronson, whose stepdad is in the band. So not only does LiLo dress like a cougar, she digs their music, too? We can’t wait till she starts dating a 12-year-old.
Alicia Keys and Kerry Brothers are reportedly set to marry over the July 4 weekend. Following tradition, the bride will wear something old, something new, something borrowed and something planted by the government to bring down African Americans and murder prominent hip-hop artists. They’re registered at Pottery Barn.