When the kind folks at Heroes invited me to guest star on Monday night's episode, I thought it was the coolest thing that had ever happened on planet Earth. So, I repaid them by bitch-slapping one of their stars, gouging him in the eye with a roulette ball and ruining five takes in a row--causing hundreds of extras to work overtime.
Suffice it to say, I'll never work in this town again. But it was so worth it.
Not only is Heroes the best dang show around (after you watch Monday night's episode, I defy you to say otherwise), but as you can see from the latest Vine show on this page (if you are reading this text on the main WWK page, you need click on the title of this column to see it), I had a ridiculously good time with my fellow costars during my 13 hours on set playing the illustrious role of "Roulette Dealer."
When you see my scene, let me tell you, you will be blown away...by my nerve in calling these people "my fellow costars." 'Cause truth be told, I have two itty-bitty wittle lines. Do not blink! (It airs right after a commercial break.)