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Once again, Andy Dick is making headlines, achieving whatever one more than a trifecta is of alleged acts of massively inebriated law breaking: sexual battery, possession of a controlled substance, possession of marijuana and public intoxication in Murietta, Calif., the 44th-safest city in the country and home to Warrant guitarist Erik Turner.

The stewed funnyman’s misdeeds occurred after an evening at Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. Certainly no cause and effect there, but because there’s a phone on the desk, we contacted the good-times, wing-based eatery to get some inside insight on the Dick ruckus. A manager (who declined to give his name) revealed that—despite the fact that it was a “Wing Tuesday, A Great Time for Great Wings,” where said wings go for a wallet-friendly 45 cents—Dick opted for “a liquid dinner,” according to the mystery manager.

Maybe thirsty Dick had done some online, preparty homework. The restaurant’s website provides the helpful “Leave Work Early Kit,” which includes the question “Do You Hear Beer Calling?” In Dick's case, screaming loud and clear.

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