• In case you were avoiding all media contact this past weekend, Brad and Angelina had their babies for real this time. Shouldn't today be a national holiday or something?
• New Jessica Simpson "Come on Over" music video overdoses on the countryness.
• Mario Lopez learned the hard way: Tip the coat-check girl, or she'll tell everyone about your man purse.
• The latest from Amy Winehouse's press-loving dad: His lovely daughter will die a "very slow and painful death."
• Latests Hills roommate report reveals Audrina is still living with L.C. Any conspicuous moving vans are just delivering couches.