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Now that NBC has purchased the Weather Channel there is sure to be a general sprucing up of the meteorological network. This will, no doubt, be carried out by the same sage heads of wisdom who have recently given us such hallmarks of progressive television as American Gladiators and Celebrity Family Feud.
So what changes are in store? Once again, the tireless and amazing investigative reporters of The Soup Blog were able to uncover a wealth of top-secret insider memorandums. It's really incredible what we can accomplish when we're not bound by reality, you know? So we present here, in full, unsubstantiated and clearly fictional detail:
Five Proposed Changes to the Weather Channel.