With American Idol ratings lower than ever before, savvy businesswoman J.Lo put on her "thinking corset" and made a music video that might just land her a job at Bebe. According to thelyrics of Dance Again, she wants "to dance and love, and dance again," which sounds like a pretty redundant life, not to mention one full of torn ligaments. But if you watchclosely, I think you'll glean an even deeper message.

And that message is, "Hey Marc! Since our divorce, I've made a few changes at home. I got rid of all functional furniture and installed a giant vat of semi-nude Q'Vivia rejects in the living room! Also, not sure if I've made it clear in the video, but I now have a twenty-four year old "trophy boyfriend"--the one I've befittingly painted silver. But it's a perfect match, because, as I've proven at approximately1:37, I just learned how to crawl!"

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